You know, I think of all the Christian character traits mature followers should have the most important is outrage. It is extremely important to be thoughtless and reactionary with unchecked anger and we seriously need to channel those feelings into some productive revenge. I think Jesus would be so proud of us!
Now all we need is for the church to rise up out of its oppression, light the torches and hoist the pitchforks, and let’s go burn something down so we can feel closer to God! Then We’ll do the best thing a Christian can do.
We’ll BOYCOTT COSTCO!
If you want to know what the dripping sarcasm is about, here’s a note from Ed: