A Strange Prayer

Jesus,

I know this is really weird and maybe nobody’s ever asked for this in prayer before, but I think it might help things. If you think it would be okay, could you please somehow arrange it so that every time some “loving” hateful Christian spews vile and bilious hate from their heart a bull walks by that person and poops on their shoes? Would that be a too overly dramatic message?

It’s just a thought. Thanks for listening, and everything else.

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